flaccid is the new turgid

Title: Everything Always
Fandom: Hard Core Logo
Pairing: Joe Dick/Billy Tallent
Rating: Adult
Summary: Billy's take on his and Joe's relationship from the first day to the last.
Written for Spuffyduds for Yuletide 2007

Everything Always

Title: Reach Out and Touch Someone
Fandom: RPS - Heroes/Supernatural
Pairing: Milo Ventimiglia/Jared Padelecki
Rating: Adult
Summary: Milo and Jared run into each other post-Gilmore Girls and become long-distance friends.
Written for Ryuutchi for Pretty Lights 2007

Reach Out and Touch Someone

Hi! Just poking my head out to say that I still exist, I have a brandil visiting, I'm busy with work, and I miss you all.

I will return. At some point I will even have postings about search and rescue training, snowmobiling, my crazy meth-head co-worker, and other crap. Today is not that day.

Today is wonderful for two reasons:

1 - It's the lovely and amazing brandil's birthday! She's finally 21! Pretty soon she'll be 25 just like me. *g*

2 - Yuletide!! The archive is open. Hurray. I received the fic I didn't think I'd get. One Tree Hill femslash! Brooke/Peyton! Happy and domestic with a kid! My heart explodes with joy. Go read it: The Song of Purple Summer

And now I must go to work for the day. Boo. But I will have a Brandi in my home on Thursday!! Yay!

Two new fics that I wrote for undermistletoe.

Title: First Time for Everything
Author: Moosesal
Rating: Adult
Characters: Lex with various other canon and original characters
Word count: ~1700
Summary: This is a series of gen, het, and slash vignettes of Lex’s first experiences with a variety of things from family to cars to sex.
Prompt: college fic or first time
Note: Thanks to brandil for a very last-minute audiencing of this. All errors are my own.

The first time Lex smiled after his mother died was also the first time he cried after her funeral. Lionel had told him to get control of himself and he had.

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Title: Dearly Beloved (or How John and Rodney’s Wedding Was Like an Off-world Mission, i.e. It Didn’t Go According to Plan)
Author: moosesal
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John/Rodney
Prompt: Favorite soap opera cliffhangers: Interrupted Wedding or The kid I never knew I had (I kind of combined them into one)
Rating: R for a few bad words
Spoilers: nothing really, just a few characters from late season 3
Word count: almost 4000
Warning: This is a future fic with schmoop and soap opera-style absurdity. Not to be taken too seriously.

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the love of two people, to join their hearts and lives as one.”

John smiled and squeezed Rodney’s hands and tried not to roll his eyes at the nervous bounce in Rodney’s knees.

Two hours (with a break to do dishes) and 1788 words later, I have the beginning of my SGA undermistletoe fic. The beginning. Shoot me now. Me. Ms. Conscise, has used 1788 words just to set things up. This is not good. Not good at all.

I have NO IDEA on my Smallville undermistletoe fic. So I'm inviting suggestions. I may not use them, but I'm looking for prompts. My assignment is "college fic or first time". Any ideas? It can be a large idea, or just a scene starter. I was thinking maybe several first times -- first girl kiss, first boy kiss, first this, first that. I'm thinking I might like to do it as Lex's firsts. And I'm definitely leaning towards smut for this fic.

I have managed to write some fic today. Wow. I've got 855 words of my yuletide draft and 181 words of one of my fire_fic stories done. My fire_fic piece that's supposed to be Spike/Xander is trying to be Cordy/Oz. Uh... yeah, I don't know how that happened, but it has. I'm working on pulling it back. 181 words and I'm already veering off course, wtf?

But the yuletide writing is good. I have basically three moments in time that I'm writing and I've written two. I just have to figure out my characters mindset for the third moment and then I'll be ready to start editing and revising.

I also need to beta Brandi's Yuletide. The doc is open on my computer just waiting for some attention. I'm so impressed with her.

And I have to write my first rps_advent fic for Dec. 4. Yeah, that Dec. 4, the one that is a week away. When I picked that day as one of my options, it seemed like a good idea. *rips hair out and goes to remind myself what my prompt is*

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In other news, the job is going well. Yesterday I was part of a little assembly line of people mounting new skis. I got to log serial numbers and put stickers on before passing them on down the line to get drilled and have bindings mounted. The fun part though was that I was the only woman there and one of the young guys (a 19-yr-old hottie who I could totally corrupt if I were single) asked me if I knew any good jokes. I froze for a second then said, "Only really offensive ones." He then froze for a sec then said, "Will anyone be upset if Sally tells some offensive jokes?" The consensus was that they'd be fine as long as the jokes were funny. So I was off and running, cracking them up, mildly embarrassing myself (the bosses were there as I'm telling jokes about sucking dog dicks -- what can I say, I'm classy), and proving once again in my life that I can totally hang with the guys. It was great. 19-yr-old hottie was totally impressed, especially by my West Virginia incest jokes. Again, I'm classy, yo.

I finalized two reservations for ski rentals yesterday! Go me. I was so proud of myself. I've been making all these cold calls to groups who've booked lodging at the place I work to see if they need rentals and mostly I've been getting voicemail. So to not only talk to a real person, but make an actual reservation was fantastic. Yay me. That combined with all the skis we mounted yesterday makes me actually feel like I'm doing something at the job now.

We have yet to go skiing this season. The resorts are open, but most only have a couple trails. We're supposed to get more snow this week and if the temps can stay down they can keep making snow. Hopefully more terrain soon. I just don't feel like fighting a crowd of tourists to go down a couple bunny slopes. That's just not my idea of fun.

Hey everybody! I'm alive. No really, I am. Just a busy bee these days.

( search and rescue stuff )

( Buddy!! )

( ski shop job )

Woah! I wrote something today (aside from my index). wendy is having a sentence-a-thon challenge over here.

I replied to the "Jeremy/Juliet: Don't Tell Mom" [Dirty Sexy Money] prompt with the following:

Juliet wanted to talk to her mother, to a friend, to anybody, but how could she say that while she stayed home every night touching herself and thinking about what it would be like when she finally lost her virginity to the only guy she could ever truly be herself with, he was out fucking that bitch Natalie?

I now declare that all of you need to be watching this show so you can write me het twincest all. the. time. Please? Wednesdays. 10pm EST. ABC.

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Indexing progresses. I had thought the index was due tomorrow then last night looked again and realized it was due today. In fairness, it was originally due this Friday and then got moved up and I just confused the date thinking the 12th was Tuesday. I e-mailed the editor and said she'd have it first thing tomorrow. I'm ready to tear my hair out. The book is on libertarianism and it's incredibly interesting, but economics aren't my strong suit so it took me a long time to get through reading chapter 2 on taxing and spending. Now that I've moved on to actually compiling the index, I'm skipping ch. 2 until after dinner. I just sailed through the health care and Social Security chapters. On to "Policies Regarding Birth and Death: Individual Autonomy versus Community Interest" while I make dinner. Then back to the taxes (hard) and deregulation (not so hard) chapters. Then I edit the final version and I'm done! Yay!!

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Went to new job and filled out paperwork today. Tomorrow I have a training session that's basic shop stuff I think. (I may learn to tune skis, we shall see.) And another on Thursday evening for the POS system. Then I start work on Friday and I guess that's when I'll get more the training on the reservations system since that's going to be my main duty (yay for sitting at computer/phone rather than fitting teenagers into boots) with cash register backup. In theory I should only be getting people outfitted with gear when things are crazy busy. I hope I like this since I'm stuck there through April (unless I'm really, really miserable).

Back to the grind.

I have the ski shop job. I go in on Monday morning to talk more about the responsibilities and work out my schedule. Should actually start later in the week. Chris's schedule was changed a few days ago though. He was supposed to be Fri-Mon and I'd given the shop the same days. Now they've adjusted Chris to Sat-Tues. Hopefully I can have the same days, but if they need me to do Fridays I'll first try for having some of them off. And if not, I'll still have two days a week off with Chris so it's not like it's horrible.

In freelance news, I lined up a production job for the next two months. It'll start in a week or two, finish up in January. The pay is good for the level of complexity and I seriously need the money for taxes in the spring.

I have worked some on fic. The Heroes/SGA crossover is coming along. Will hopefully finish next week. Anyone up for a beta? You need to be current to the end of last season for each show. But there aren't serious details, just know basic plotlines for season enders.

In other news, Buddy went to the groomer and the vet this morning. He's now fluffy, clean, and pretty. Plus he's now current on his county tags for 2008 and current on his shots. And did I mention that he's fluffy and pretty? (More so than usual?) He always looks so gorgeous when home from the vet. I might try to get a picture tomorrow or today when we go for a walk in a bit. The groomer commented on how clean he was when he went in to the shop. LOL. He's such a princess -- won't walk in puddles or mud if he can avoid it. Doesn't roll in the dirt. Plus we brush him regularly so he stays nice and clean and neat.

Tomorrow morning is avalanche beacon class. Then I have to bust my ass this weekend on this index if I'm going to be out half a day on Monday for the ski shop job. The book's pretty short though and so far interesting, so it's not like it's a hardship.

Have a good weekend everyone. *kisses*

Recs! Yes, I have recs! Whee! There may be some overlap with Brandi's post, but others will be fresh. :)

RPS
Make Sure They See My Face by hackthis
Multifandom RPS crossed with Entourage
Characters: Ari Gold, George Clooney, Milo Ventimiglia, Shia LeBeouf, and Viggo Mortenson (plus several others)
Wow. Just, wow. I love it when Hackthis writes Ari as if he were 1) real and 2) Clooney's agent. Hilarity always ensues. This is no exception. Wonderful storytelling here. Believable set-up. This is about George and Viggo making a gay film and everything that happens before, during, and after filming. Brilliant. And funny!

User Friendly by azewewish
Fandom: CW RPS
Characters: Jared/Jensen, plus some Chad Michael Murray (yay!!) and other guests
Dude. This hit my kinks all over the place. And wasn't at all what I'd expected. It's chock full of porn, is crazy hot, but at the same time I walked away feeling like it wasn't porn at all.

I Am A Patient Boy by onelittlesleep (link to journalfen)
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Characters: Frank Iero/girl!Gerard Way (aka Helen Way)
So I don't generally read in bandom, but I saw this when it was posted and was intrigued by the premise. Wow. I absolutely loved it. So very, very much. It's told from Frank's POV and I just adored how he sees Helen and the band. Plus I'm very interested in good genderfuck stories right now.

Stargate: Atlantis
Shall Receive by ladycat777
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Okay, this is a kink fic. These days I rarely read PWPs and even more rarely read kink. This isn't really either although it might seem so on the surface. Instead, this is probably the only spanking fic I've ever read that I could really, truly relate to. The spanking and everything surrounding it felt real. The emotions and motivations were in the right places for me. It was so perfect I found it really hard to express to Ladycat just how I felt about it. Go read it.

39+ by yin_again
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Before reading this, follow the links in the header to the ficlets/drabbles that lead up to this. It started in response to a kissing drabble meme (I think?) and developed into a real story. The premise is a ritual that requires 39 kisses from one couple. Sweet and delicious. And there's a moment with Lorne that has me wanting to read more Lorne fic in the immediate future.

The Sincerest Form of Flattery by luvhandlz
Gen fic about the team
Hilarious gen story about a planet where the people make fetishes (or as John and Rodney see them, action figures) of several members of Atlantis's crew. Fun story.

Crossovers
Harsher and Kinder Both by idyll
Fandoms: SGA/Firefly
Pairing: Ronon Dex/Simon Tam
Take Ronon and put him in the Firefly universe and you have something really awesome.

Bump in the Night by unamaga
Fandoms: SGA/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Sheppard/Mckay (but no smut)
Buffy season 1 retold with SGA cast. This is done brilliantly. McKay is Buffy. Need I say more? Funny and smart.

Flying Low at Night by cofax7
Fandoms: SGA/Farscape
Pairing: John Sheppard/Aeryn Sun
The only thing lacking in this crossover is that I've been wanting Sheppard/Crichton and this only made me want it more. But this is awesome. Sometime in the future, Sheppard's gone from Atlantis and he's doing odd jobs in a puddlejumper and ends up being hired by Aeryn as the Nebari are closing in.

"Whoa, was there a Joan Jett audition no one told me about?" -- Lois to Lana in tonight's Smallville

Can I just say Lana in leather is working really well for me? That's all, nothing else to say for now.


So anyway, last night was Search and Rescue training -- Intro to Avalanche Rescue. As if we didn't have enough stuff to buy for our regular packs, the additional stuff with need for Avis is crazy expensive. *sigh* For now we can use beacons that belong to SAR, but eventually we'll probably buy our own. Given that they're about $300 each, however, it'll be a while. We need snowshoes and poles plus probes soon (assuming it ever snows again, the weather has been so fucked up this season). That'll be roughly $400 each to get the good poles and shoes designed for real backcountry access. Plus the regular backpacks and headlamps and compasses and so on.

brandil - you're our hero. Chris is also going to ask his dad to send xmas and bday money a little early. Of course, if I ask my mom for money for xmas and explain why she'll probably remind me of her response to my marathon training of "*repressed laugh* You can't do that." That or "You shouldn't do that. You'll get hurt and they'll have to rescue you.</i> I'm sometimes amazed my parents every bought me a bicycle and taught me to ride it given the amount of faith they have in my physical abilities. *sigh*

But on to the training session -- we did a mock rescue. Inside. I'm not sure I can adequately describe how weird that was. It was good for getting the basics of assigning people to different teams and such and learning the chain of command, but it's hard to pretend to probe snow when you're standing on linoleum. This Saturday we have an outdoors class to learn to work with beacons. Still no snow, but where we're working there's tall grasses, so they can hid beacons in there and have the same basic effect. Then the following weekend we have an actual training up on Berthoud pass. There's actually some snow up there because of the elevation, but hopefully we'll get more before then.

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Winter Park resort opens next Wednesday. Yay skiing! They've been making snow like crazy. Our overnight temps have been teens, so they're making pretty good progress. Unfortunately for Buddy, our backyard is bare because daytime temps have been in the 60s which is just insane. It's freezing in the morning then hot in the afternoon then cold again as soon as the sun sets. I just want winter to start.

Last year we didn't have continuous snow on the ground until after Thanksgiving, but we had some good snows that lasted several days. This is just ridiculous. And if you believe Farmer's Almanac we're supposed to have a mild winter with less snow than usual. I'm hoping that only means like 250 inches instead of 300. We shall see.

Buddy has started eating more food this week (he cut back a bit when the weather got warmer). I'm hoping that's some animal instinct that it's going to get cold and he needs to put 10 lbs of insulation back on.

Blessed Samhain and Happy Halloween.

This was Buddy's first Halloween with us and he was pretty much going nuts with all the kids a) walking around outside while he was stuck inside and b) knocking on the door which always sets him off. Poor guy. We were a great crime fighting team tonight though, all dressed up in our superhero attire: ( Super Sal and Bat Buddy )
For awesome costumes tonight, we had a fabulous Supergirl complete with kick-ass red boots. We also had an adorable little giraffe, a ladybug, several pretty princesses, Death (with a hood that made it so you couldn't see the kids face and when I asked, "Are you death?" he solemnly replied, "Yes. I lost my face in the Civil War." He was totally in character.), a really great Edward Scissorhands, and a pine beetle (we have a serious infestation around here that's killing the trees and putting us at ever increasing risk for a serious wildfire).

After about an hour of dealing with Buddy going nuts every time I answered the door, I put him on the retractable leash and took him outside with me and the candy bowl. I kept him limited to about three feet of lead so I could grab his collar if I needed to, but he just sat on my feet and had a blast. No barking, no anxiety. He was so much more relaxed with the kids coming up than he had been when stuck in the house. I only had one kid scared to come get candy, so I tossed him a Milky Way and tried not to laugh as his much younger sister came up and hugged all over Buddy and almost forgot to even take a piece of candy. Most of the kids were asking if they could pet him and telling me how awesome he was. It was a good night.

After the trick or treaters dried up we came in and had some dinner and finally watched last week's FNL and then last night's N/T premiere. Yay for good TV. And now I'm going to edit a bit then go to bed.

So I'm passing on "Choosy Dogfuckers Choose JIF" and going with "Flacid is the new turgid". Y'all have Chris to thank for that one. No, I'm not going to explain.

We took Buddy out today to play in the snow. They've got about a foot on the ground up by Chris's shop at the Winter Park base area. Our snow at the house from a few days ago had all melted already, but we got about 6 inches this evening and we're expecting more. It'll be gone by mid-week again as the temp goes back up. Buddy's enjoying it while it's here though.

I'm having mixed feelings about my yuletide assignment and contemplating learning a new fandom so I can fulfill the request that interests me most on the list. I must be insane.

I started my period yesterday, so not pregnant from that condom-free sex earlier this month. *sigh* We also watched Knocked Up this evening. It was hilarious and perfect and then I locked myself in the bathroom after and bawled my eyes out for a bit. I'm blaming my cycle and being extra emotional. Yeah ... let's go with that.

I finished editing the romance story I mentioned the other day. I'm going to do a quick final read-through tomorrow before sending it back. I'm kind of amazed by it now that I'm done. It's interesting what works for some people and not for others, that's all I have to say publicly on the matter.

I've been forgetting to cross-post the last few days. Sorry about that.

Read about Daycare!verse here

Read about transsexuals, incest, and Dirty Sexy Money here

RPF fic exchange pimping

a welcome message to new readers of my journal

life update and report on WinchesterCon

First, if you haven't yet voted in the poll about my LJ title, run, don't walk and vote now! A vote for dogfuckers is a vote for freedom! Or something like that.

Second, I need someone to write this fic for me ( cut for minor spoiler for last night's Smallville )


Okay, now that I've scared you with my brain, Friday Fic Recs are back!!! Let's see if I can manage to post for at least half the remaining Fridays of the year.

Crossovers
The Bright Young Things by brandil
Fandoms: Smallville/Queer as Folk
Pairing: Lex Luthor/Brian Kinney, Lex and Brian
Rating: Adult
It's finished, I can pimp. So I admit that I'm slightly biased since this was written by Brandi and beta'd by me. But you should still read it because it's awesome. Don't be thrown by the pairing thinking 'those two are too alpha to be together' -- Brandi knows that and she works with that. Future fic in which Lex hires Brian's company to help with his campaign for Senate. (Note: apparently there's an epilogue in my inbox now. I'll try to turn that around soon so it gets posted soon.)



Stargate: Atlantis
in the absence of a place to be and stay beside me where i lie by idyll (formerly danawoods)
Pairing: John Sheppard/Ronon Dex, with Rodney McKay and Vala Mal Doran
Rating: Adult
God it's hard to even come up with words for how amazing these two pieces are. The second is the main story, but be sure to read the first story too. Rodney and Vala are what bring this to life for me because of the perspective they put the John/Ronon relationship into. And that relationship is brilliant and beautiful and wonderful. Plus Ronon listens to Bjork.

A Supermarket in California by taffetablue
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Adult
I feel like this may have started as a joke, but it ended up being really good. John inherits a supermarket in Berkley. Rodney is a physics professor there. It's brilliant and romantic and funny and I just absolutely loved this. I'm a sucker for a sweet, romantic AU.



The fic to read even if you don't really know the fandom:

Life (Sometimes It Washes Over Me) by kyuuketsukirui
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Adult
This may possibly be the one fanfic in all of fandom that I have ever read and ever will read that affects me more than any other. It's a stark but beautiful AU written for mcshep_match for the transformation prompt. I don't want to give much away but there are gender issues here and our characters are kids/teens. I have hesitated about reccing because I just don't know what to say (I had issues giving feedback too) because the story leaves me rather speechless in it's brilliance. Note: if you don't know, Rodney's first name is actually Meredith. That's important for this fic.

First -- I am reading LJ. I'm not commenting much, but I am reading. Sometimes from my smartphone while walking Buddy (which is why no comments), some at home in the evening. So I'm here. Sort of.

Second -- I applied for a job! It's a part-time admin assistant job. I got off work a little bit early yesterday and called the number in the paper. They e-mailed me an application. I filled that out and sent it back along with my resume today when home for lunch. They called an hour later (while I was back at work) wanting to bring me in for an interview. I got off early again today, so called them at about 3:40 when I got home. I got voicemail and no callback today, so we'll see what happens tomorrow. I would love to get this since it's 3 days/week, 15-20 hours, and very flexible. The job description even mentions knowing what the mountain lifestyle is about and being open to it. (I guess it helps that one of the products the company makes is for grooming cross-country ski trails.)

Third -- I decided to give notice at the store tomorrow. Even if this other job doesn't pan out, I just can't do the store anymore. Chris and I talked about it this evening and I think he's still a little confused (I bottled up a lot of my frustration instead of sharing it with him over the last month), but he supports my decision. If the job above doesn't come through AND I don't line up a bunch of work for winter, I will apply for a weekend job at the resort for Nov. through April.

Fourth -- speaking of freelance, old boss e-mailed yesterday asking if I'd be up for one or two production jobs to clear in December or January. I told him maybe, I need more details. Today I talked with the woman who replaced me and she's sending me a copyediting test so depending on how I do (the test there is REALLY hard, I took it back in 2001 and didn't understand half the content but I have way more experience in poli sci now) there could be some editing work over the winter. If I pass their test I may hit up other publishers for copyediting. I used to think I didn't want to edit full time, but I'm starting to change my mind.

Fifth -- I have the best family ever. Great hubby, great dog. I have been a roller coaster of emotions lately but I know that I am loved. That's a truly great feeling. I always know I'm loved, but I think I sometimes forget just how much.

I've totally not been cross-posting this week. That's probably best since all i've done is whine about work. But if you want to read my rants/whining, head over to LJ. It's only a couple of posts.

I also uploaded some Whitesnake if you're crazy enough to want it. You can download the Greatest Hits album here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XB2YJO2E

I promised I'd do them and it's still only 10:10pm my time. So here they are.

Supernatural
Bruised and Square in a Round by stephanometra
Pairings: Sam/Dean; Sam/Jess
The second story is actually a prequel to the first, but the order listed is the order they were written in. The first includes choking and bruising as kinks. The second has pegging. They are both fabulous.

Crossovers
The Grammarian's Guide to Slaying Vampires by anonymous_sibyl
Fandoms: Buffy/Sports Night
Characters: Faith/Casey McCall
Talk about an unusual pairing. But it works. Set in Boston, post-Chosen, Casey is covering the World Series and Faith saves him from a vampire. Great Sorkin-banter that works here with Faith.

Stargate: Atlantis
Mail Myself to You by aesc, sheafrotherdon, and dogeared
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
This is an AU where John is a UPS driver and Rodney orders a lot of books. It's whacky, but I loved it. Seriously. The Rodney thoughts in this are hilarious and perfect.

Open Your Eyes by thedeadparrot
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Another AU. In this one John is a high school football coach and Rodney is a physics teacher. This draws on Friday Night Lights but takes things a little bit different. Other SGA characters take roles as students, staff, and asst. coaches.

Roommates by aesc, sheafrotherdon, and dogeared
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
And yet another AU. In this one John and Rodney are roommates with an old lady neighbor. I laughed so hard I cried. The neighbor ... oh the poor old lady. A snippet:
The first explosion had woken Mrs. Kaplan from a sound sleep -- I don't feel the need to share more. Dude. The first explosion. Bwahaha!

R-fucking-P-fucking-S
Celebrity by lalejandra
Fandom: Full House RPS
Pairing: John Stamos/Mary Kate Olson
This is the fic I was looking for the other day. So I'd confused the people in, whatever. This si the fic. Cocaine and a bathroom and a 17th birthday (OMG UNDERAGE!!!!!!). This is where dirty old ladies go to find happiness.

Getting a Clue by fools_game
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Chad Michael Murray
So "The Chad" had a birthday and there was lots of fic. This was one of my favorites. It's slow and sweet and the Chad here is not a total douche (yay for nice Chad). This is a story about figuring things out.

Buffer by azewewish
Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Chad Michael Murray
More Chad birthday fic, only this time it's like junior high school. Both Jensen and Chad are trying to get Jared to help hook them up with the other. Funny and cute. Poor Jared. ;-)

10 Things I Love

maygra gave me the letter M. Here goes.

( 10 things I love starting with M )

sweptawaybayou has a friend who lost her home recently in a fire. A community has been set up to help them out and I'm offering my services as a fic writer. You can bid on me here or check out the other writers and artists offering their services at fire_fic.

I'm offering fic in pretty much any fandom I've already written in and some that I haven't and if you've got an idea that's not on my list, ask me and I'll let you know if it's doable for me.

For anyone who bids at least $30 (and makes the donation), I will write something -- even if you're not the winning bidder.

So go over there, check it out, request something crazy, and help a family in need.